My first....

The first time I killed a zombie?  Well, you don't need me to tell you that.

It's right there, in a chapter called "Visiting Day."

                                                             Here's where I was born.

So, we don't need to talk about that. Like all firsts, it was sloppy, rushed, and I was terrified.

So,what other firsts should be talk about?  I'm told there's a prequel coming out that features me.  But even there, you don't find out about my first time. There are some stories I won't let Mr. Sifre write. Some stories belong to me and they are for me alone to tell.

I know I'm just a character. But maybe I have just as much free will as the next guy. You think you're calling all the shots in your life? Maybe. Or maybe you just have a better writer.

I'm going to sit back now and ruminate.  I love that word, 'ruminate.'  It makes me feel smart when I say it.  We all love to feel smart.  Feel in control. Like we know something about everything that nobody else knows.  'Ruminate' and other words do the trick for me.  I'm a man of action, there's no denying that.  But I've always had a thing for words.

But enough words for today.  Im'a ruminating now.  Maybe tomorrow I'll tell you my story.

Catch you later.